Me: "'Jane, can you move this crib and these baby dolls out of my room?"Jane: "There's only one baby in there."
Me: "Well, could you move her out of my room?"
Jane: "It's not a girl, it's a boy."
Me: "Ok. Could you please move him out of my room?"
Jane: "No. He needs to stay in his crib."
Me: "I mean, can you move him and his crib out of my room?"
Jane: "Mommy! He will cry if his crib isn't in here."
Me: [silence]
This is clearly the child of two lawyers.
