Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Welcome to Nerdville

Claire:  "Wouldn't it be hilarious if there was an app that translated speech into binary?"

Me:  [silence]

Claire:  "So, your friend would text you a message, maybe, "Hi, how are you?"  Then you would answer them normally but the message they would get would say something like, "0011001010101.""

Me:  [silence]

Claire:  "Mom, come on.  It would be awesome."

Kitchen Darwinism

Claire:  "Can I eat this cookie?  It's misshapen."

Me:  "You already had two of them."

Claire:  "Mom.  We must weed out the weak ones."