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We were at a cafe recently where the girls discovered paper copies of The Onion. Don and I began talking about about some of our favorite Onion stories from years past, some of which required a bit of context-setting (e.g., that Balkan words have few vowels).

Don:  "So, the headline was Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia."
Claire: "Ok, that is HILARIOUS."
Margot: "Wait, what? He deployed his bowels???"