Receiving this "story" from Jane made me realize that I am going to be really sad when all of my kids actually know how to spell. For those of you who (undoubtedly due to your own academic shortcomings) can't read read the text, it says, "The grih was not hape th it was crmis ev."
Did that help? No? Ok, here's the translation: "The Grinch was not happy that it was Christmas Eve."
At the rate she's going, I'm sure that Jane will soon be penning spy notes and seeking written revenge for things like Margot's false claims that she (Jane) mistreated circus animals.
