As I was getting dressed this morning, Jane observed that, even though Mommy and Daddy were going to work, she did not have to go to school. When I asked her if she knew why school was closed, she promptly replied, "Yes - because it's Vegitary Day."
Her vegetarian grandparents will undoubtedly be proud that Jane didn't even question the notion that an entire urban school system would devote a day to honoring vegetables.