Monday, December 28, 2009

Miss Manners (x 2)

09-2009 (46)A recent dinner conversation at 9 Park Lane:

Margot:   "Mom, this soup smells really good.  I think it is going to be delicious."
Me:  "'Margot, thanks - that's very nice of you to say."
Margot:  "I know.  I'm keeping all of the rude comments inside my head."
Claire (not to be outdone):  "Mom?  I wanted to tell you that the biscuits are my favorite part of this dinner."
Me:  "Thanks, Claire.  I"m glad you like them."
Claire:  "Well, actually they're the only thing that I do like.  Everything else is pretty bad."