Claire was recently reviewing one of her favorite publications, the Drs. Foster & Smith catalog, searching for Christmas gifts for Ollie and Hugo. She shouted out the options ("Oh, look! A turkey leg rawhide bone! They would love that.") until she found the perfect choice.
Claire: "Hey, Margot. If we put our allowance together, we can get Ollie and Hugo a giant hickory smoked bone for Christmas!!
Margot: "What? I don't want to use my allowance for that!"
Claire: "Why not? They would love it."
Margot: "Because. I want to use it to buy things for myself."
Claire: "Well, Margot, then I guess you will never really know the meaning of Christmas."