Our recent breakfast conversation at busy, bustling Ula Cafe:
Me: "A tentacle?"
Jane: "Yes. [My friend] wanted me to explain it to her but I wasn't sure how."
Me: "Sure. It's like a long flexible arm on an animal. For example, an octopus has eight tentacles."
Jane (quietly): "No, not that. I mean a man's tentacle."
Margot (loudly): "Mom, I'm pretty sure she means TESTICLE."
Jane (loudly): "Oh, yes - that's it! I mean TESTICLE. Can you tell me everything you know about testicles?"
So glad we live in JP.
