What's in a Name?

Claire:  "I wish Mom would let me change my last name to Fletcher."

Jane:  "I wish Mom would let me change my middle name to Alligator."

Claire:  "Are you kidding me?  That's ridiculous."

Jane:  "No, it's cool."

Jane (softly):  "Jane Alligator Wiest . . . Jane Alligator Wiest . . . Jane Alligator Wiest."