Jane: "Mommy, I'm going on a rain hunt - to find rain."
Me: "Ok. Where exactly are you going?
Jane: "I'm just going in the front yard. Don't worry, you won't be seasick."
Me: "I won't be seasick?"
Jane: "Yes. Daddy was seasick when Claire went into the back yard; that's why I'm staying in the front yard."
Me: "Uh-huh. How does that keep me from being seasick?"
Jane: "Because - you're on the front porch. You can see me from there."