Only in Massachusetts

We're getting ready to drive to West Virginia for spring break in a couple of weeks, and today I asked Don whether he thought we should get the puppies groomed before we head out of town. Margot overheard me and exclaimed, "What??" in a totally startled voice. She followed up with an alarmed, "Mommy, what did you just say?" Baffled at her obvious shock, I said, "I just asked whether Daddy thought we should get the puppies groomed before we go to visit Nana and Papa." She immediately responded, "Wait! Ollie and Hugo are getting married??"