Monday, June 2, 2014

Royal Origins?

Margot was (in her usual style) giving an extremely detailed recitation of a recent dream. This one included a very long adventure, which culminated in her learning that she was actually a princess.

Margot: "So then it turned out that I actually was a princess.  And I had been adopted."

Claire: "I have to tell you something. You actually were adopted."

Margot: "What? No I wasn't!  Mom, was I adopted??"

Claire: "Actually, you were found in a dumpster."

Margot: [silence]

Claire: "You were adumpted."